GROWING OLDER
Your mind is like an internet browser, 19 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen and you have no idea where the music is coming from!
You miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you, and no one knew what kale was.
If you see yourself talking to yourself, then you could be having a staff meeting!
Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs and have fun finding them.
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
‘And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?’ the reporter asked…
She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’
KH